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Greener Pastures Magazine

The Culinary Recreation Arts Program for 3-Star Hotel Breakfast Buffets

I hope you’re not hungry.

Oct 12, 2023

The Culinary Recreation Arts Program for 3-Star Hotel Breakfast Buffets

Oct 12, 2023

Published in
The Haven

An Oral History Of When Baby Trey Was Christened With A Champagne Bottle

He’ll be fine.

Jun 1, 2023

An Oral History Of When Baby Trey Was Christened With A Champagne Bottle

Jun 1, 2023

Published in
Frazzled

It’s Not Fair That I, a Man, Have to be All Stressed Out for Mother’s Day

If they only knew what I go through

May 13, 2023

It’s Not Fair That I, a Man, Have to be All Stressed Out for Mother’s Day

May 13, 2023

Published in
Slackjaw

What Your LinkedIn Photo Says About You Besides “Hire Me”

Keep trying.

May 8, 2023

What Your LinkedIn Photo Says About You Besides “Hire Me”

May 8, 2023

Published in
Slackjaw

Our Bachelorette Party At Jim’s Glass Studio Was Ruined By The Blatant Regard For Our Safety

Such a buzz kill.

Apr 22, 2023

Our Bachelorette Party At Jim’s Glass Studio Was Ruined By The Blatant Regard For Our Safety

Apr 22, 2023

A Romantic Valentine’s Date Slightly Modified for my Bad Back

Love hurts

Feb 14, 2023

A Romantic Valentine’s Date Slightly Modified for my Bad Back

Feb 14, 2023

Published in
The Haven

I’m Tommy Lee From Hulu’s Pam & Tommy, And My Talking Penis Is Freaking Me Out

He’s driving me crazy.

May 23, 2022

I’m Tommy Lee From Hulu’s Pam & Tommy, And My Talking Penis Is Freaking Me Out

May 23, 2022

Published in
The Haven

George McFly Decides to Sanction Biff

This will show him.

May 17, 2022

George McFly Decides to Sanction Biff

May 17, 2022

Published in
The Haven

Welcome to the Military Battleship Museum, Where Every Ten Minutes We Simulate an Attack So…

Have fun!

Apr 7, 2022

Welcome to the Military Battleship Museum, Where Every Ten Minutes We Simulate an Attack So…

Apr 7, 2022

Published in
The Haven

Because of Unexpected Flight Cancellations, Our Airline is in the Tough Position of Asking You to…

Please join.

Feb 1, 2022

Because of Unexpected Flight Cancellations, Our Airline is in the Tough Position of Asking You to…

Feb 1, 2022

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