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Simone Biles Will Regret This, Just I Like I Regretted Not Going To Chuck E. Cheese

She’ll learn eventually.

“Chuck E Cheese’s” by JeepersMedia is licensed under CC BY 2.0

She’s going to regret not competing with her team. I know I did when I was 10 and I didn’t go to my best friend’s birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese since I was scared of the animatronic band.

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